Tuesday, June 7, 2016


This week I have an office job. For three days, the heavy weight of church secretarial responsibility rests on my shoulders. What, one might enquire, does this position entail? Well, the first thing I did was pick up the sanctuary, and I was amused at what I found:

  • One paper airplane
  • The usual assortment of left-over bulletins and candy wrappers 
  • One pen
  • Several broken crayons
  • A bottle of hand sanitizer
  • Three CDs
  • A quarter (Assuming someone intended it for tithe, I slipped it into the safe.)
  • Four communion cups (empty, thankfully)
  • Two and a half erasers
  • A Starbucks lid stopper
  • A matchbox car
  • A big yellow rubber band
  • No less than TWENTY-NINE pencils
  • Three lego men, missing on average one arm each
  • A crochet hook
Now, I just have to figure out what to do with this odd assortment of items...

Tune in next week for more office fun!
(Well, actually not, since I'm only doing this for one week. Sorry.)


  1. haha! It's amazing how much stuff people leave behind.

  2. All these items kind of showcase the things your Church body is into...Like clean hands, writing, lego, coffee, listening to CD's (do they even make CD players anymore?), candy (Maxwell?), and knitting (every homeschooling Mom- at least their families are warm).

  3. I tagged Margaret for the Personality Tag on my blog:


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